You only live once, live loud!

Beyonce has a bigger dick than you do and I bet with all that money and fame, JayZ lets her nut wherever on him she likes.

Ha-ha. I just grossed myself out with that opening line but it’s the truth. If there was ever going to be a new Michael Jackson, it was never going to be a rapper because not everybody accepts rap music. European? They all make fruity music, except Britney Spears. Rocker? Similar to rap, not widely accepted. African music just isn’t heard all over the world. After a series of complex calculations with big names that only math geeks and cunts use, that only leaves us with two big artists, Lady GaGa and Beyonce.

You’d probably be lying if you said you knew about this song before you knew about the video.

With these two, only simple math is needed. Black people most people find Lady GaGa, due to lack of a more descriptive word, strange. In addition, there are all the rumours about how much long she puts into the word shlong, she’s more than lost this race to BeyBey!

Every man in the world wants to bed this dendai. Every woman in the world wants to look like her, maybe even bed her too! Fuck gold, everything Beyonce touches becomes number 1 and in this game, that’s what’s important. Plus there’s the small issue of her winning 6 Grammys in one night. <and _ total compared to mj>

Speaking of girls who bust nuts, check out Cytherea (NSFW).

Lets stop trying to do the moonwalk for a minute and do that booty pop (ladies only), it might hit you . . . I know I want to hit it!

Don’t worry, she’s staying black.